Saturday 2 & Sunday 3 November 2019
The Cut, 8 New Cut, Halesworth IP19 8BY
Celebrating the herring
as a vibrant part of Suffolk's heritage
The 2017 Suffolk Herring Festival wanted to find the funniest fishy joke. An expert judge from the Festival team choose the best ten which were caught in our fishy net during the Festival weekend. Each joke was read out and the laugh it received measured by a decibel counter. You can read the results here...
FISHY JOKE WINNER
Why do fish ignore you?
Because they are hard of herring.
I went to an underwater disco... I pulled a mussel.
(Harry & Gill)
How much do you charge for a fishy doctor's consultation?
Why are all fish athiests?
They don't believe in cod.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Which fish can perform operations?
Two parrots sat on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, 'Can you smell fish?'
Not tonight Josephine - I've got a haddock!
What does the pope eat during lent?
Name a famous fishy writer?